kosher-bimbo:

Me discussing ass vs me discussing tits

eveningruiner:

me about to depressedly assault my dick for the 30x time this week

Originally posted by subtracendente

my dick after i been stealing my dads codeine for a week

pavelow:

My boss texted me a link and said “this is the new sales technique I’m working on” and when I clicked on it it was just a security cam video of a bunch of guys beating the shit out of each other in a Portuguese deli

crimecommitter420:

What’s wrong cunt? Starting to wobble around the edges? Not having a good time are you? Sense of self slipping away? I bet you want me to put one some weezer and Cartoon Network? That’s not happening mate. You’re not getting out of it that easily. Not this time

hotmeat89:

oggerblay:

ive seen my mate cut someones hose in the middle like chopped 5 inches of hose from the middle of the roll not the end  

snkcthdrl:

stop-watching-anime:

Modern man: has to wake up before the sun to sit at a desk all day, eats processed foods, has 3 hours of free time per day, only gets $9 per hour.

Cannibalistic French trench raider whose mind has deteriorated to the intelligence of a starving dog: doesn’t have to deal with any of that

The choice is clear.

personalgrowthforsale:

eveningruiner:

I HATE PUSSY!!!!!!!!

Gay

she texted me i can come over tomorrow i love pussy now